This how this entry will start...

s.Ha.i says: bring me my POT that day aaa...
Revelation 6:8 says: bring my RM15 that day aaa
s.Ha.i says: yela yela... mata duitan tul...
Revelation 6:8 says: mane ade. i byk mate. mate tetekan, mate duitan, mate bolaan
s.Ha.i says: mate bolaan? banyak sgt mata tetekan tu yg sampai jadi tertekan tuh
Revelation 6:8 says: oh shit. i just realised that this exchange will appear on tehsegan. since your life is so borin, this convo confirm masok
Revelation 6:8 says: mate bolaan la , football fan ma me
Revelation 6:8 says: anyway, dvd cover pun ko nak?
s.Ha.i says: eyh mestila
s.Ha.i says: u see, tadi tak terpiker nak masukkan the conv. now  u gave me an idea
Revelation 6:8 says: fark you la, the minute you typed "tertekan" and realised what a great 1-0 that was, immediately you opened blogspot
s.Ha.i says: takde takde... that's just ur imagination

*POT is not a type of drug. It's a.... purchasable item.

Well dah-lingsss sekalian, of coursela akan aku masukkan. Ngahaha... Anybody calling me a bore again, and I'll put every single conversation inside here. I kept all MSN convos history, you know... since becoming a writer, everything I said and do are documented, as evidence... from plagiarism. What my boss directed (so next time they said otherwise, I got proof.. haha, evil giler), what my colleagues said, what my friends promised...

Speaking of promises (come to think of it, my friends never made any promises... humm... I am the one who forgot my promise to draw a logo for Nad & Yeh's business. AM ON IT! DON'T WORRY! Haha).

2008/1429 flies by like a friggin butterfly (<- ucapan standard setiap tahun). The year I turned 25, the year I suddenly realised that I am actually an entertainment reporter (how peculiar), the year I quit my job, the worst bulan puasa's Quran mission (jangan kata khatam satu Qur'an, surah Al-Baqarah pun tak habis), the year that my trip to GSC increased by 80% (keje ye, keje... bukan suke-suke), the year that I've been outside of Selangor more than five times (Perak, Melaka, Pahang, Negeri Sembilan, Bandung, Johor). Shopping habit increased by 15%, reading behaviour decreased by 30%, lovelife decreased by.............. neh, don't have one. Witty intelligent jokes decreased, dirty jokes increased (that made Swe go "your example getting terukker and terukker" yesterday... hah, as if semua yang keluar dari mulutnya semuanya penuh kesopananla kan. pffft... akaka), rate of seriousness balanced, rate of sarcasm = countless.

The year I experienced: gala premieres, situations at shooting locations, celebrities true behaviours, etc etc etc. 

This year, Shai konon-konon ada azam (konon2, sebab for sure dia tak ikut punyalah. Makcik hipokrit ni memang... akaka):
1. GET A HAIRCUT!
2. Siapkan dua novel... at least (ini kena buat, kalau tak, tak berasap dapur 'imaginary' aku)
3. Lesen memandu. What kind of 25 year old takde lesen memandu? Embarrasing!
4. Tukar layout tehsegan. Have pester Cik masniDASHazian - the layout pro and blogdrive html translator, for what she called an 'Einstein with black eyeliner meets spring' theme.
5. Try my hand on english novel. Zee, wanna be my editor? Imma annoy your royalist butt to bits. Ahahahaha... Ok, seriously, try writing one. Doesn't need to be published in 2009, but at least WRITE ONE!
6. Tadika tadika tadika tadika tadika.
7. Khatam satu Quran... ok, make it khatam twice, to cover the stupidity of 2008.
8. Compile all the stuff that I know how to cook, and stuff that I don't. And learn how to!
9. Stop eating after 8pm (I shud have this resolution yearsss ago). Did you know I used to weigh only 47kg?
10. Bayar hutang PTPTN. When it comes to bayar PTPTN, I'm like Becky Bloomwood. 

Eyh, good info from my mum....
"BOBBY is Raj Kapoor's movie which is a true story about himself. In "Bobby", Rishi Kapoor's character is a Christian in love with Dimple Kapadia (Bobby), from a Hindu family, and her family were against the relationship. In truth Raj Kapoor (who directed the movie) was a Hindu in love with Nargis (prominent Bollywood actress), who is a Muslim and Nargis' family was against it."
"Ooo..."
"But later on Nargis married Sunil Dutt, also a Hindu."
"Chey.... apa da... Heleh, sebenarnya taknak anak kawin dengan Raj Kapoor je, bagi alasan agama plak. Last2 hancus gak. Raj Kapoor hensem apa, macam Clark Gable. Akakakaka..."
"Pastu in real life, Rishi Kapoor wanted to marry Dimple Kapadia, but Raj tak kasi."
"Chey.... classic life immitates art."

My mum.... the classic Bollywood expert. Jon, nak lawan? Ahahahahaha....

So, SELAMAT TAHUN BARU 1430 Hijriyyah!!!
(Actually ikut tahun Islam aku dah 26............. shit.)