***Yes, our Wahidu-my-ass (paling kiri) is a filmstar now... (I shouldn't be calling him Wahidu My Ass anymore, should I? Pfft, who cares?!)

***I was talking to my sister when suddenly mum got up and was scolding. It turns out she was scolding her own body for playing tricks on her and that she's annoyed that the urge is gone when she got up.

"Wow mum, you really put the word 'berleter' to a higher level." says I.
"What?" mum looked at us.
"Yes, like it's not enough that you scold us, now you went far as to scold your ownself." says Kaklong.

***I guess people still don't know this, but as of 18 June 2009 list, the world's number one player in 'Men Singles' for Badminton is Datuk Lee Chong Wei. Lin Dan jatuh nombor 3, and Taufik HIdayat at number 5. I was doing some research for things I was translating and found it here.

***Hey I have something I have to let out from my chest. Ubat Batuk Cap Kelapa Laut should just change their packaging. I mean, they have the sketch image of kelapa laut on the label. The problem is kelapa laut is not such a pretty sight itself. From afar, it doesn't look like a type of coconut. More like a hairy butt. Like a monkey ass.
"But that's how kelapa laut looks like." mum tries to justify.
"Yes. The more the reason to NOT put its picture on the label."  

***Kaklong just got a wedding invitation that her high school friend, (who is also my senior at school, since we went to the same boarding school) Fadzil Nor. Fadzil Nor dah nak kahwin dah. I must tell Deqnor, she must be frustrated. HAhahahahahaha...

***I was watching "Keeping it up with the Kardashians" and in this episode, Khloe has to do a nude photography for PETA (I now am confused if PETA is FOR animals, or FOR nudity... I never seen an ad of celebs in any clothes at all...) and there she was, ready to take off her robe and then feels like she is fat and she doesn't want to do it and then KIm was , "Come on!"... yes, nothing says sisterhood like asking your sister to go nude in front of people.
Which makes me think... wow, what a human tragedy this is...
And the funniest thing of all is... WHY THE HELL AM I WATCHING THIS STUPID SHOW AGAIN?

***Wow. Watching PENTAS ANAK WAYANG is like watching bad pantomime during high school. Heck, even Ema acting as Bapak si Pekan during our form five "Batu Belah Millenium" pantomime was even better. Everybody wants to be funny, it's so cliche. I am scared for the Malaysian film industry.
As I was watching Liana Shamsuddin act out with the contestants I realised it's true, when you're acting with bad actors, you became bad too.
Fifteen minutes later I was like, heck, I should just watch the Kardashians again.

****Have I told you guys I hate Bobby Chin? Yeah THE Bobby Chin - world famous chef or food expert or something. Yeah. THAT Bobby Chin. Why? Because he came to Malaysia and think rendang and apam balik sucks. I mean he ate a lot of junk elsewhere, and then come here to our night markets and go, "What? A some sort of pancake with sugary corns and peanuts in it? It's weird..." You wanna know what's weird? It's that thing he made in one show a few months later. A 'tasty dessert' he called, which consist of a grape, being coated in cheese, which then coated in peanuts. Imagine soury sweet taste of cheesy nuts?

***Hey, let me ask you. Why do people think putting a 'Z' inside a word will make it sound cool? Like this one advertisement board I read in front of Shah Alam Mall. "SchoolZout!" it says in big shiny letters ala Hannah Montana. Then there's "Gangstarz". Yes, it would be cool, if you're in 1997. Aye, dump the letter. It's corny.