Entry ini digelar "Menjejak Puasa" kerana kebanyakan kaum wanita yang hidup dalam trance seperti saya ini selalu lupa. I have forgotten how many puasa I didn't do (due to period la, kau hengat aku manusia ape, takkan puasa yang senang pon tak boleh nak buat....) and I have forgotten how many puasa yang aku dah ganti throughout this year.

The objective of thie Tracking the Fasts is to teach women to go step by step on how to remember things. But maybe it's just me, because I have my dumb blonde moments.

Berapakah puasa yang aku tinggalkan tahun lepas.
I remembered Maria offering me chocolate when I told her I can't puasa. She had been eating it during lunch for two days straight because dia pun tengah period. She said, "Yay, akhirnya ade kawan nak makan sekali!" So that means it was my first day tak puasa, she offered me on Wednesday. That is also because aku pergi ke meja Zwees dan kata, "Tak aci, makan sendiri..." and took a handful of Ferrero Rochers that was given by.... interns? That must be... Shirley?
Swee said, "Oh, hey..."
Zee said, "Oh, tak (something something)" which sounds funny because usually people use the term "Tak boleh"
Wahi said, "Selambeee je die ni."
If I got a lot of time to be jalan-jalan to people's place, it must be Wednesday... my most busiest day in a week. I usually do that to alleviate the stress.

On my last day of period, I had a "Mamma Mia" press preview. I remembered Zee asking, "Where do you want to eat?" and I was thinking to myself "I am not eating outside although I can't puasa. It's not proper." and said that I'm full. I remembered telling Maria later that this is the last day for me to makan coklat secara haram...
It must be Wednesday (because I just checked my review for the movie on CO's website just now).

8 days of non-puasa. So now let's move on to how many puasa yang dah berganti.

I can't remember if I did Puasa Enam. But I must have because, I remembered Zim offering me cempedak goreng and I said "Puasa." I just can't remember if that puasa enam cukup enam ke tidak. So tolak satu puasa dah berganti. Tinggal tujuh.

BUT. Outside puasa enam...
I did puasa for Gaza war to be over. - Tolak satu. I remembered because Mun pun puasa jugak and then we went to see Nad and bukak puasa.
Tinggal  enam.

Let's say puasa enam aku cukup, I would have just one more day of puasa. If not, I have another six.

There was one time aku puasa, aku sahur roti dengan telur. But I can't remember if it's the same puasa for the Gaza thing. So, it's either puasa tinggal lima, atau puasa tinggal kosong in which means aku dah habis ganti puasa aku.

Who the hell in this world can't remember if she has done her puasa enam or not... I should ask Kak Mai or Kak Ani and see if they know, if they remember, any conversation about that.

It's already Rejab. Tak lama lagi Shaaban, and then Ramadhan. Haruslah menyelesaikan kebodohan ini sebelum waktunya.

Pengajarannya adik-adik, kalau puasa sila ingat. Jangan ingat benda berpandukan conversations dan incidents.

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Ingat Yuk Mun Lau Hong Kong Dimsum? Mun kata restoran tu sekarang dah bertukar jadi kedai tayar.
Soalan aku ialah: Kenapa semua restoran bertukar menjadi kedai tayar?

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Ardy dah berhenti kerja.
Whyyyyyyyyy?

Kenapa kau tinggalkan aku, Ardy? Siapa nak main teka perkataan Indonesia dengan aku lagi? Siapa nak jadi tukang gelak bila aku kutuk Cinta Laura Kiehl? Siapa nak tolong terjemahkan dialog bahasa Sunda yang aku tak paham? Siapa nak ucap "Take care" bila aku kata "Permisi pak" bila aku nak balik? Siapa nak bawak balik coklat dari Bandung?

Berani kau tinggalkan aku, budak! Gue nggak akan pernah maafin lhoooo!!!!

Aku stress. Hahaha. (masukkan ikon smiley peluk lutut sambil duduk tepi sudut dengan langit mendung di sini)

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Nak pergi Terengganu on weekends.