So... after canceling it twice, I finally went to watch "Pentukar: Dendam Robot Terjatuh" (Transformers lah... yea, a "freelance translator" right?). So I can use my victorious win some other time. So they say, if you gotta go watch Transformers, go watch with the pro. Aying, being that little guy who used to believe there is a planet called Cybertron, is the right person for the job. And also because I have booked the show and he knew it. If I canceled, I'm gonna be one unforgiven sister.

The thing is, I was sleepy. The show starts at 10.30pm and I was sleepy to the core. I guess that's because I have been busy the whole week with things that include finding whether Trans-Atlantic is spelled like that or like transatlantic. You might think it's redonkulous, but trust me, in this business, knowing that is crucial.

Aying was so excited that he forced us to go to Pyramid at 8.30pm. Then we went to eat at A&W. So to fight sleepiness, I observed people while chatting with my sibs, and suddenly this girl came down and sit at the table next to us. She was wearing a singlet and shorts and try to cover herself with a pashmina. I went, "Talking about 'pointless'..." but then, she sat down and there it was, blue polka dotted thong stickin out from the shorts, so I looked at Aying and went, "Talk about pointless, and wearing pants not of your own size." And sleepy me is a mean me, let's enjoy the picture of her I took.


Yeah, mean Shai is a fun Shai, right? "Oh, that's not nice of you to snap a pic of someone with thongs showing, Shai..."...
Yeah, "Two 'thongs' don't make a right"
IT'S A PUBLIC PLACE, CONTROL YOUR THONGDOINGS.
KIDS, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME. DON'T TRY THIS ANYWHERE. DON'T TRY A THONG.

Then while waiting for the movie, I stand against the wall and read a banner of a Karaoke place? See here:


Yeah, of course... is there any other karaoke joints allowing activities like biting tits? It's TIDBITS, dofus, don't use titbits.


And one mug of beer is equal to 2 normal drinks? Now, I might be "insane", but, two free glass of drinks against a type of liquid that kills innocent people on the road? Yeah, do the rational math.

Then before we enter the cinema, me and Aying stare at the film characters above stores (termasuk A&W), the one under TGV, and realised we can name 80% of the movies they come from.

Anyways.... I just realised why the hell I always gave bad reviews to movies on PPs? That's because it's in the morning and I am sleepy. When sleepy, I am cranky. When I am cranky I see faults everywhere... that explains "The Uninvited" and "Burn"... except for "Eden Lake" (which I gave 4.5stars) because screaming bloody murder head-burning Indian kid can wake any sleeping giant. So I was snoozey and all and thought that maybe I can sleep in the hall while the movie is playing.

WRONG. It turns out you can't sleep with Optimus Prime shooting stuff straight into your eardrums. In 5 years, I am gonna be deaf. I made notes in my cellphone... because, well... just read it:

SHAI's BLACK NOTES ON TRANSFORMERS 2 MOVIE

1. I never knew Ironhide is British... Wow, even robots are divided into yanks and brits.
2. Since when did Bumblebee turned into La Beouf's dog?
3. Megan Fox is still useless. Yes, I am very unfair to her and I will continue on being one until she can fuckin stop talking about how "sexy" she is and not comparing herself to Angelina Jolie. Heck, you can adopt the whole Hanoi for all I care and you are still NOT Angelina Jolie. (I don't even like Jolie, what the hell am I talking about).
4. I know they're trying to emphasize on the robots than the humans, and do it like the old cartoons way where the robots really do conversate... it's fine, except that who the hell is Mudflap and why the two annoying twon robots have to be made? I mean, you have an ex-CIA and a Puerto Rican for comic relief, you got Galloway to be the annoying comic villain, you got the girl as an eye candy with no character development whatsoever, Josh Duhamel just because in certain countries he is considered hot... the perfect cliche of all cliches... but then again, who gonna noticed that with all the deafening robot fights, eyh?
5. "Go and hide Sam from the CIAs and FBIs and the government." says the captain whatsisname... yeah, and then a yellow Camarro and two shiny red and green car go and hide him. Wow, colourful cars, the perfect blend in... pfft.
6. Don't you think John Torturro and Shia La Beouf look like father and son?
7. It's like watching Spielberg's movies all rolled into one. There's the building he used for "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" (if Sam went passed the matrix, he gonna find the chalice... and Harrison Ford). There's hiding from bad aliens while holding your mouth from screaming a la "War of the World". There's trying-to-help-Jordanian-soldier... what are you, "Saving Private Ryan"?  
8. Am I the only girl who thinks Optimus Prime looks like Christian Bale? (I must have watched too many "TDK" for my own good).
9. Bad continuity. Since you guys might be too engrossed with the movie, I think you might have not realised that after all that explosions, all the lead characters do not sustain injuries (except Witwicky) and Megan Fox end up on a USS ship with pretty hair and long eyelashes. No bruises at all. Angelina Jolie, my ass.
10.I can't pretend, the Devastator is cool.
11.After all said and done, I still like it. I mean, I like fast movements. It's like watching Sam Raimi, you know. His cinematography is like the best ever. Shoot this thing, it moves, move the camera, zoom at Ash. Bam! Evil Dead rules! I didn't go for the robots or the characters, nor the actions. I like the pace of movements.
12. What's with the "TDK" background score?
13. "The Fallen"? I feel like watching "Charlie Angels 2"
14. What's with the revive Sam, Sam goes to Limbo world and see dead Primes who gave revelations ala Dumbledore?

After the movie, I waited for my bros to do their deed and was eavesdropiing to a couple next to me talking. The girlfriend was extremely giddy and the conversation goes like this
Giddy girlfriend: Bestla cerita tu. Nanti Harry Potter kite pegi tengok eh? Harry Potter dah nak dekat, kan?
Sleepy boyfriend: Okay. Tapi tadi banyak jugak yang kelakar
Giddy Girlfriend: Ha'ah, lagi-lagi robot yang dua tu, yang macam monyet tu, ape ye nama die? Dia jahat ke?
Sleepy Boyfriend: Tak. Dia macam yg tua bertongkat tu la. Die mule-mule jahat, lepas tu jadi baik. Mule-mule die jadi... apa nama orang jahat tuh?
Giddy Girlfriend: Megabots?
Sleepy Boyfriend: Tak, nama kumpulan jahat tuh... ala ape die...

Wow. I feel like slapping them both. Dude, you're a dude. You're supposed to know at least the word "DECEPTICON" before going to watch that movie. I should just cut his scrotum and feed his girlfriend with it. Uuuu, sadomasochism... since when did I developed that?

26 is not a very good age for me.

aND WHUTTAHELL IS A "MEGABOTS"?????
I gotta go. I have a Terengganu to go to.

My knee cap is swollen.