I'm openin up the second blog yang selama ni boleh dibaca oleh orang-orang terdekat je. Haha. Why? Cuz I got too many crap I like to put inside, one blog is not enough. Cruise your way into s.Ha.i.laD.en.Ooo... blogspot plak ye? Biasela, blogdrive kena buat banyak coding. Aku malas.
Sharing is caring. Why do we always share the good things about our life only? That's boasting. We should share them stupidest moments also. Ha.
1. When I was a kid, like 5, 6, 7 years old like that, I had the knack of putting stuff into my mouth or into my nose. Once I nearly choked to death after accidentally swallowed a 20cents coin. Paklong had to hold me upside down and literally beat my back to get it out.
Oh, come on. It's that 'kid-stupidity' phase. It's cute. And deadly.
2. When I was in primary school, I cried like a brat and told the prefect in charge that I am sick when I was hold up for being tardy. That's like, so uncalled for. Why need to cry, eyh? But it works.
3. When I was in high school, during a gotong-royong day, our class was given the very best task of all - the big mother of all dumpsters : TONG SAMPAH UTAMA. While everybody were going who-should-go-inside-the-big-stinker, I got fed-up (I am easily fed-up with task delegation and who shud do what), and offer myself to do the 'inside job'. Guess who's 'biggest teenage crush' walks by while she smells like a three week old fart?
4. When I was in form four, I did the best stupidest thing, by agreeing to Teacher Elina to be the ERR President (English Resource Room). I thought it was cool that she thinks I'm worthy of such position. Never in my mind that it also meant that every single thing that is wrong with the room will only be my death sentence. And let me tell you, she is one helluva fussy person. And Tuesdays are English Day. In Shai's book - it's sentence day.
5. When I was in form 5, I ADORE Katarina 'Kat' Stratford, the lead character in '10 Things I Hate About You' played by Julia Stiles. I worshipped that character - her sarcasm, her wit, her POV on things, her ability to go against all norms and all unspoken social rule, and her charming badboy Patrick Verona - played by the late Heath Ledger. I wanted so much to be like her. The stupid part of it all? That now I realised it ain't all that and I'm stuck with it.
And still no Patrick Verona.
The effect of sayang wayang, eyh? *do the chicken dance*
6. In form two, Masitah and I made the mistake of loafing in Lina's dorm when our floor was called to assembly. We got down quite late, both of us got punished to clean our floor's toilets (bear in mind that we have stupid watering system with lots of jamban tersumbat), and while doing that I accidentally knocked my senior's spectacles and had to pay for the damage. Not to count the amounts of lecture we got from the seniors of our dorm for tainting Dorm 34's reputation.
7. When I was in form 5, I burst into tears because of a guy and everybody thought it has something to do with me being jealous or 'cinta tak kesampaian' or things like that. But I was so upset I didn't even try to explain what happened. I still never explain it until today, because I don't even remember the real cause now. Should have explain it back then, eyh? Haha.
8. I laugh at Fer when he got injured from a bad lompat anak kambing (silat gayong session), and the week after I got the same injury from the same lompat anak kambing. Then I laughed at him for cutting his hand while menggeliat tepi tingkap yang pecah, and an hour later I cut my hand after Zun tried to take the pencil knife I was holding from my hand. God's punishment is REALLY fast when it comes to anything that has to do with Fer Fadzil.
9. In an event at FINAS, I opened my mouth to ask Harun Salim Bachik a question when he was smoking and ended up coughing like mad and not getting my question through. And then he left me to talk to Arash. That was fun. Pfft.
10. At 25 going on 26, guess which stupid thing Syahida Kamarudin repeats? Ha, I know which one you're thinking. Believe me, it's not that.
Sukabumi trekking. Watch this ONLY if you think any of these might interest you:
1. Kaklong huru-hara nak lalu mana
2. Ajik doing a shuffle on top of the big rock
3. Aying celebrating 'the environment' by smoking a Winston
4. Me doing... err... nothing (surprise surprise. another Shai's 'boring' moments)
