Entry: To Be or not to Beard... Saturday, January 31, 2009



It's official. I got the coolest person in my facebook friends' list! The guy who knows how to express everything in music! Lelaki pujaanku M.Nasir! (I'm sorry Ally Iskandar. Between you and him, of course it would always be him...). Heck, I don't care if you think he's not the coolest guy on the planet, but I think he is and what I say matter!. And as long as Mahmoud Ahmadinejad ain't on facebook, I'm satisfied with knowing M.Nasir is in my list!

Can't wait for his IB concert. At last, real music from real people. I bet you can't find a greater composition than Tanya Sama Itu Hud-hud.

But anyways. Me sad that I can't go to Iza's engagement thingy tomorrow. Chaq's working tomorrow (damn you Berita Harian) and since working, nobody in the household wants to move from the couch on weekends. And there's no public transport to her home in Cheras, I mean, not that I know of. This is one friend's happy celebration that I'm gonna miss. Sigh...

Likewise (penggunaan likewise yang salah, but I dun care), Kak Mai asked if I can do freelance for Tupai also, and that includes reviews and translations. Translations I can do, but premieres would be difficult for me as again, for the above reason, I got no transport. I'm gonna take drivers ed this year anyway cuz there's no way I'm gonna find a job without a license. I mean, I love observing people inside the bus, but it seems that me not knowing how to drive is becoming a pain to others. Ahaha. I mean, come on, we all know the reason the Thai hottie didn't offer me the job was because I dun have a license. Or else, I would be cruisin around Ampang with a cool job and a handsome boss. Ngahahahaha. Perasan.
Kak Mai told me the other day she went to FINAS she saw Shazli and he was askin 'bout me. Heh, yeah. If I knew Shazli works in FINAS earlier I wouldn't have resigned.......................
Nah, I would still resign. We weren't that close of a friend anyway.

I got a press preview for a movie called "New in Town". Click HERE for the review. Not that great or anything. Just a filler for Valentine's Day because apparently couples might die if there's no romantic films on Valentine's Day. Pfft. Oh that is soooo cliche, to have romantic movies on VD (which is also a shortform for 'Venereal Disease'... which is what couples would get on 'Valentine's Day' when they think using the dick instead of the head).

I mean, on Valentine's Day I would rather watch a horror movie and observe the crowd. Oh, this is only for people like me - which couples called the "sad and lonely bitter bitches"... and which I call 'Laugh-now-cuz-you-know-in-the-end-you're-GONNA-be-that-bitter-bitchy-me'. Try it. It's fun. You'll have the eager boyfriends hoping that their girl would go on a screamin frenzy, got scared and hold em tight. The girls, with a false dignity would try to fake being afraid in justification on why they hug their boyfriend... oh biasela perempuan, fake orgasm, fake scared, fake everything (did I just wrote that?) 

"Gu du bu ku, bu zai hu..." bak kata Dicky Cheung. (I am voting for him to change his Christian name)

But the movie is everything that is cheesy, corny and lame. Coming from someone like Renee Zellwegger, I am most flabbergasted. Minnesottan accents makes everybody sound like Carol Channing, by the way. And what's with shaving the beard, eyh? Every time there's a romantic movie where the hero was introduced as the brooding rugged guy with unshaved appearance, it would always ends with the guy finally rejoice in romance with clean shaved face.

What's with that, eyh? Keep the beard! Don't shave the beard! The beard is sexy! Harry Connick Jr. in this movie, shaved in the end. Hugh Jackman in "Australia" shaved during the party scene (thank God by the end of the movie he got his jambang back). P.Ramlee in 'Musang Berjanggut', shaved in order to propose to Saadiah half way through the movie. Lost its appeal.

You know why Bush look stupid and Osama bin Laden always look calm and collected? BECAUSE HE KEPT THE BEARD. Cat Stevens/Yusuf Islam, greatest guy in folks music, unshaved. Jay Chou, looked most matured in seventh album, with a beard. M.Nasir, yup, still the beard. Every single cool artsy men are all with beard. It gives that extra seni in them. Quigon Jin in "Star Wars", Jackie Cheung in his forties, Jeremy Irons, Gregory House/Hugh Laurie, Leonardo DiCaprio in "Body of Lies".... all beard-tastic! 

In summary, if the guy in the movie is unshaved, LET HIM BE!

I am blabbering about nothing again, am I? 

Next:
-Riding the Bus : "How Mr. Amin Save Syahida's Day Today" (in Sh.ai.lad>En)

   2 comments

shai
February 2, 2009   12:11 AM PST
 
it's whether a scar, or a beard.

Heck, Seal has a lupus scar on his face and see who he married? Heidi Klum. I rest my case.
m-azian
February 1, 2009   10:24 PM PST
 
Oh...beard....goetee is a first degree beard, and it's sexy, hot, macho - whatever you call it...

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